“I Didn’t Attend the Funeral…” Sarcastic Tee | USAVinyls

Deadpan done right. This lightweight ring‑spun cotton tee carries the line: “I didn’t attend the funeral but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” Soft, breathable, and easy to wear from lazy weekends to casual meetups, it keeps a classic crew silhouette so the joke does the talking. Printed for durable detail and a clean finish, it’s that quietly bold shirt that lands with a private smirk every time.

🟨 Bullets (specs, options, care)

• Fabric: 100% ring‑spun cotton, ~4.5 oz/yd² (Gildan 64000 base)
• Construction: tubular knit (no side seams); ribbed collar; shoulder tape for shape retention
• Print: DTG/DTF methods available for crisp, lasting detail
• Fit/Sizes: unisex S, M, L, XL, 2XL
• Colors: Light Blue, Sport Grey, White, Natural
• Label/Standards: pearlized tear‑away label; Oeko‑Tex compliant cotton
• Care: machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors; tumble dry low; cool iron if needed; do not bleach; do not dryclean
• Notes: adult garment; made to order; product info listed per EU regulations where applicable

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean