Sarcastic T-Shirt – I Don’t Really Hate You, I Just Don’t Like That You Exist

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This sarcastic T-shirt reads “I don’t really hate you, I just really don’t like that you exist,” printed across the chest with small skull and broken-heart icons. Dry humor, delivered plainly.

Wearing it

The white print stands out on all of the dark shirt colors. It works on its own with jeans or under an open jacket, and makes an easy gag gift for a friend with the same sense of humor.

Details

• Shirt: Gildan 5000 unisex tee: medium-weight 100% cotton (heather colors are cotton/polyester blends), about 180 g/m²
• Construction: Tubular knit with no side seams, twill shoulder tape, ribbed collar and tear-away label
• Print: DTG/DTF printed for clean, durable detail
• Sizes: unisex S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
• Colors: Navy, Purple, Red, Royal, Black, Military Green, Dark Heather
• Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F); non-chlorine bleach as needed; tumble dry low; do not iron; do not dry-clean
• Price: for one (1) T-shirt

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

We’re not able to offer returns or exchanges once an order enters production, but you have a full 6-hour window after ordering to cancel for a refund if you change your mind. If your order arrives damaged or isn’t quite right, reach out at usavinyls1@gmail.com and we’ll work with you to make it right.