I Don’t Need Two Legs to Kick Your Ass Tee | USAVinyls

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Say it with grit. This unisex graphic tee features the line “I Don’t Need Two Legs to Kick Your Ass” on a soft, everyday cotton shirt. Choose your shirt color (Black, Red, or Yellow), vinyl color (15 choices), and size S–3X. If you’d like front and back printing, select the two‑sided option and message us with your shirt and vinyl choices after checkout. Printed for crisp detail that holds up to repeat wears and washes—comfortable, bold, and to the point.

• Style/Fabric: unisex short‑sleeve crew; soft cotton jersey (everyday weight)
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2X, 3X
• Shirt colors: Black, Red, Yellow
• Vinyl colors: White, Black, Yellow, Gold, Foil Gold, Bright Red, Pink, Bubble Gum, Royal Blue, Ice Blue, Teal, Key Lime Pie, Yellow Green, Fluorescent Green, Purple (see the color chart in the photos)
• Decoration: high‑quality Oracal HTV (heat‑transfer vinyl)
• Placement: front by default; two‑sided option available (message color choices)
• Care: machine wash cold inside‑out; tumble dry low; do not iron directly on design
• Made to order; colors may vary by availability—ask if you need a color not listed

We’re not able to offer returns or exchanges once an order enters production, but you have a full 6-hour window after ordering to cancel for a refund if you change your mind. If your order arrives damaged or isn’t quite right, reach out at usavinyls1@gmail.com and we’ll work with you to make it right.