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I Don’t Need Two Legs to Kick Your Ass Tee | USAVinyls

$22.99

Say it with grit. This unisex graphic tee features the line “I Don’t Need Two Legs to Kick Your Ass” on a soft, everyday cotton shirt. Choose your shirt color (Black, Red, or Yellow), vinyl color (White, Red, or Black), and size S–3X. If you’d like front and back printing, select the two‑sided option and message us with your shirt and vinyl choices after checkout. Printed for crisp detail that holds up to repeat wears and washes—comfortable, bold, and to the point.

🟨 Bullets (specs, options, care, policy)

  • Style/Fabric: unisex short‑sleeve crew; soft cotton jersey (everyday weight)
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2X, 3X
  • Shirt colors: Black, Red, Yellow
  • Vinyl colors: White, Red, Black (note: option reads “Whte”—we’ll cut White)
  • Decoration: high‑quality Oracal HTV (heat‑transfer vinyl)
  • Placement: front by default; two‑sided option available (message color choices)
  • Care: machine wash cold inside‑out; tumble dry low; do not iron directly on design
  • Made to order; colors may vary by availability—ask if you need a color not listed

Returns & exchanges are not accepted.  Cancellations must be requested within 6 hours of purchase to qualify for a refund.

Material & durability

Cast vinyl, laminated finish, rated for 5+ years outdoors. Waterproof and dishwasher-safe on hard surfaces.

Shipping

Ships from the USA within 1–2 business days.

Application

Clean surface, peel backing, apply, and smooth from center outward with a card or squeegee.